if you can pull off a beanie you can pull off my pants

This literally makes no sense what is the connection between these things

Having opposable thumbs mostly

one of the greatest mysteries of space is that every night, a big white orb man eats the sun until it gets dark, and scientists have no idea who this orb man is or why he eats the sun every night



*faxes a picture of my butt to the moon*

disappointed when i dont get one back

an interesting science fact is that we can never see the moon’s butt because as the moon rotates around the earth it always faces the earth, humankind has never seen nor walked upon the moon’s buttocks


pussy sooo good gotta save that shit for later 

interior crocodile alligator

*faxes a picture of my butt to the moon*

giant festering pools of stagnant water 。◕‿◕。

millions of mosquitoes breeding in giant festering pools of stagnant water (◡‿◡✿)

catching all the mosquitoes and training them to swarm into the shapes of words and descend on the weak (ღ˘⌣˘ღ)

a giant swarm of your own mosquitoes spelling out the words “FRIENDLY REMINDER,” sucking all of the blood from you within minutes and leaving your dry shriveled body to rot in the hot sun  ☆*:.。. o(≧▽≦)o .。.:*☆

Crazy how the weather can be like one thing one day, and yet another day it’s completely different than that



Oh, yeah, rap music is better than classic rock bands such as The Beatles, The Rolling Stones, Led Zeppelin, etc… NOT. It’s called “sarcasm.” Read a book, idiots. If you need me, I’ll be in my 2011 Corolla listening to Billy Joel. Idiots.

Rap “music”

Yes, I love how you put that in quotes. Rock on